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Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life
The
5.2-billion-year-old celestial body, which is located roughly 1,100
light years from Earth, said that for both its own sake and that of its
entire solar system, it can only hope to never possess the necessary
planetary characteristics and chemical elements needed to support either
a deep-space human outpost or, more gravely, an entire human colony.
Dozens dead after rotten green meat mistaken for St. Patrick’s Day special – The Beaverton
“I was just minding my business, drinking my dyed green beer and
wearing a shirt that said ‘Kiss my blarney stone!’” said Henry Rousseau
in between vomiting spells. “And I looked over and saw that my buddy
Greg’s chicken fajitas had arrived, and the chicken was dyed green just
like my beer!”
Scientists claim to have ‘reversed time’ with quantum computer
Back to the future it is then!
An international team of scientists claims to have reversed time with the help of a quantum computer.
By using electrons and quantum mechanics researchers claim they were
able to turn back time in an experiment likened to causing a broken rack
of pool balls to roll back into place.
The experiment used quantum computer programs to ‘rewind’ scattered quantum bits or qubits back to their starting points.
